A Colorado Summer

This summer, fresh out of college with my bachelor's degree, I took a position with the Nature Conservancy in Colorado. The internship is on a 100,000 acre cattle and bison ranch located in the San Luis Valley. The ranch is nestled between the mountains and only 15 minutes from the Sand Dunes here. It should be an interesting summer before I head off to California in search of permanent employment. Stay tuned....

Thursday, June 29, 2006

While I am away.....

Here I am doing my part to save the planet by killin' weeds in Colorado, while back in Ohio my sister moves in on my boyfriend. This bowling date makes outing number three. Oh, the heartbreak of losing your man to your younger, funnier, and cuter sister. Why Melissa? Why? Actually Becca, Melissa's friend, is the one looking like she is putting the moves on him with all that leaning..... be afraid Becca. be very afraid!
Pretty great boyfriend to volunteer to hang out with two teenagers, huh? Just one more reason he is perfect and I truly love and admire him!
p.s Brian adores you, Melis! I am so glad you have fun together!

Tuesday, June 27, 2006

More animals...




just some more animals roaming around Colorado. Brian took the top and bottom pictures.

Monday, June 26, 2006

BAR NI Ranch Hands!





Very exciting. I saw my very first wild bear on this trip! Of course he was walking across someone's porch, so a little of the magic was lost. But it was still very awe inspiring to see him. He is a little black bear cub and after I shot a few pictures of him he scurried up a nearby tree as if he was a squirrel instead of a massive bear!
The llamas were bought in South America by the business family and translocated to the ranch. They were just chilling on the patio when we woke up each morning. Hysterical.
The turkeys are wild. The ranch boasts 5 families full time which equates to 9 children full time. These kids, all ranging from 2 to 12, love chasing these turkeys. Poor little birds. It is like living with the fear of Thanksgiving every day of your life!
The horse is 29 years old and walks wherever he pleases because he jumps any fence they try to put him behind! Most days we ate our meals outside on a picnic table and he would just saunter over and wait for scraps like a dog.

BAR NI RANCH




Last week we attended weed mapping training at a ranch called the Bar Ni. It is a privately owned ranch by big business back in Boston. They allow their employees to come out and enjoy the great outdoors for dirt cheap prices. They have a conservation easement, an agreement with TNC about what type of practices can occur on the land, so we got to stay for free. The inn is woodsy and idealic, the people were very friendly with entire families living on and working the ranch, and the food was very tasty! Of course I am so sick of my own cooking at this point that any food I don' t have to prepare is good to me. And free?, even better! The ranch is completely surrounded by erosion resistant volcanic dikes so it appears as if all around you are stone walls. Very beautiful.
On the way back we had to detour through New Mexico due to a wildfire burning across 160, the route we had used to come in to the ranch. No pictures, they didn't want to stop for me (sob sob), but we saw some of the most amazing scenery. Massive golden yellow rock walls stretching as far as the eye can see with turrets and shelves carved into them. It was as if we were driving by geologic castles. Very cool.

Sunday, June 18, 2006

Frosty



Just thought I would share this. After all, it is not everyday that you see a giant walking Frosty!

UFO WATCHTOWER (This blog is dedicated to Melissa!)


Quite possibly the funniest thing I have ever seen. All of the tourist brochures talk up this UFO watchtower. "Great place to see the weird and wacky things that come through the valley." I expected some towering structure. But this... I was unprepared for this. You could stand on your car and get the same view of the sky! Inside, the slightly kooky lady who runs the place, has all these pictures of supposed UFO's and aliens. I love science fiction nerds. I really do. I think it is entirely possible that their is life on other planets but it doesn't seem logical that it would resemble the image of saucer ships and little green men that Hollywood and sci-fi writers have presented to the world which is what all of her pictures looked like. Plus, if their is life out there, I assure you they have no desire to come to Earth the way we are ruining this planet! They don't want to be here when the planet explodes! www.ufowatchtower.com

Fibark


On my way back to the ranch, I stopped in Salida to stretch my legs and check out the annual Fibark festival along the Arkansas River. The things some of these people were doing in their kayaks was amazing. Makes me want to pick up a paddle and learn! (Mommy, it puts the adventure, or misadventure as it was, we had to shame I am afraid!) I also had the best strawberry lemonade ever. They had the streets closed down and rides up for the kids. It was a well orchestrated and heavily attended event. see the website for more info.... http://www.fibark.net/

CU Campus

















The University Of Colorado campus in Boulder is titled by many as one of the most beautiful in the world. I agree, it is pretty amazing and certainly puts Kent State to shame, but I think Stanford is going to be a much more impressive place to live! See Brian's blog for some pics of that campus, my future home.
PS: They call it CU, not UC. It is silly semantics, but it really bother me for some reason!

Boulder revisited





Some shots of Boulder. While I was there, the International Festival was taking place on Pearl Street, and the weekly Farmer's Market was running so it turned out to be an interesting People Watching Day. The guys in leather though... I don't think they have the excuse of being from a different country. It was the only leather I saw in the entire city. Maybe these three were lost? Or maybe they misunderstood when someone called Boulder a bicyclists's paradise?

Chrissy's Pad


So this weekend I went back to Phantom Canyon to renew my wildland firefighting certificate. I did the pack test at 7000 asl elevation, up and down crazy turns, and still passed with a record TNC time. I take very little credit though. I was among a group of about 7 renewing and one of the ladies, Heather, was just raring to go so we all let her set the pace and pushed ourselves to keep up. I was dying afterwards, I will admit. But for having been at this elevation for only 3 weeks, I was pretty proud of myself. They geared me up because they are so desperate for red carded individuals in the valley. Looks like I might see some action this summer too, and this time I will get paid!
Afterwards, Chrissy offered me her spare bedroom so I could chill in Boulder for the night. Her house was pretty awesome. Sometimes I wish I had moved out with a group of friends and experienced living on my own, but I am really glad that my first apartment will be with Brian. I am so excited. We won't have the giant PB jar though. One of her roommates owns his own peanut butter company. Brian and I have already decided he should be the primary decorator. Any of you who have seen my room understand why. I certainly would not be able to come up with something as funky and unique as Chrissy has. That is Kalli's forte. Maybe we will contract her to do up our place!


The cows look like they are dreading their fate, don't they? The blonde is Chrissy, the Inn's Outreach Coordinator in charge of all workshops. She is about my age and really fun so we have been hanging out. Best of all, she stays on the ranch on weekends while Julie goes home to her boyfriend. Not that I blame her. I would certainly go home to Brian every weekend if it was feasible! But it is nice to have someone to hike around with and go bug the cowboys with. She has a big crush on the ranch manager, Jeff, who is in the previous blog holding the hormone gun. It has been like a little soap opera here and very interesting. Fidel, the Inn manager, calls it As the Sand Blows.

Artificial Insemination



Ranching has come a long way, baby! This week at the ranch, 550 yearling heffers were artificially inseminated. But it ain't your grandaddy's methods they used. First, they round the cows up using four wheelers and this giant green army truck. Horses are for wimps I guess. They corral them all and bring them 7 at a time into the shoot. They insert a plastic "cow tampon" (sorry to the men reading this but it is the best way I know to describe it!) into the cows which releases a chemical that fools them into thinking that they are pregnant. They then let them go for a week. Again, they round them up. This time, now that they have gotten all of the cows cycling at the same time, they inject them with a chemical to make them go into heat and also smear purple paint on their backsides. Then they put them back out to pasture for a few days. When the purple paint is smeared they know it is time to corral them one more time and inject the semen because smeared paint means all the females are so hot for a little action they are out there dry humping each other. NO KIDDING! See the pictures above if you don't believe me.

Saturday, June 10, 2006

More training pics courtesy of roman....





Just some more pics that Roman sent me.... the top is the sunset, the second picture is Roman pretending to be Clint Eastwood during Cranium. Julie and I of course did not guess he was such as we both apparently missed the movie in which Eastwood feels himself up.... me and Julie hanging on the porch.... the cabin the 15 of us stayed in... and a group shot as we hiked down to the river!

Friday, June 09, 2006

TNC Phantom Canyon Preserve and Golden, Colorado


Two more places make Nichole's list of must sees while in Colorado. The Phantom Canyon preserve is small at only 1500 acres but is amazing and everything on the preserve is run with solar power. Golden, Colorado is the city of Coors beer. Every building is either part of the massive Coors complex, funded by Coors and thus bears its name, or serves Coors and proudly displays their beverage choice through plastic and neon beer signs. Not the town for the die hard Budweiser fan but interesting none the less. It also houses the School of Mines, and a plethora of golden statues along the road medians. (Most likely Coors founders although Julie didn't want to stop and read the plaques!)

TNC training




I just returned from a three day training exercise in Boulder. Boulder is by far one of the cleanest, healthiest cities in America. Everyone bikes to work and the buildings are all anti-neon and earthy. The CU campus there is amazing. The people we met at TNC headquarters were also very interesting. For instance, the deputy state director was a top ranking military advisor for President Clinton. His assistant? Monica Lewinsky. No kidding. The state director was a commercial lawyer and the head of eternal affairs has a degree in English. Apparently I graduated with the wrong degree! They all preach that the future of the conservation field is for profit and thus we should all go back and get MBA's. None of the interns, 12 in all, were too happy to hear that. Julie and I stayed at the Boulder Outlook hotel. Pretty nice pool, huh Melissa? It is a zero waste hotel, complete with recycling and reduced waste facts all over the walls and tables.
Then we all headed to Phantom Canyon, a TNC nature preserve about 2 hours north of Boulder along the Front Range to bond and... drink. TNC knows how to party. The outreach coordinator rode up with us and among her supplies was 8 bottles of wine and three cases of beer. None of the alcohol made it back down to Boulder, which made for an interesting camping experience. We hiked down to the river in the dead of night to play a little frisbee and attempt to gain immortality by spelling TNC in the river with our bodies, an event we hoped would land us in the TNC magazine. The next morning, we all had to go hiking at 8 am. In the picture above, Julie (my partner in crime at the ranch) is the 5th from the left. She looks pretty hung over..... I of course, did not drink. I swear mom.

New Life

I went hiking through Mosca Pass last weekend. It is a beautiful 7 mile trek through the Sangre De Cristo Wilderness, teaming with new life. I had several of these little guys on my arm at one point as their were so many cocoons that they were hard to avoid brushing up against. Then I walked over to the sand dunes, and this little girl in a bathing suit, wearing a plastic innertube around her waist, started to cry when she realized their was no water around the dunes. Colorado is suffering from an 8 year drought and most of the creek beds, including the creek that usually runs through the foreground of the dunes, are bone dry. But her clever father took her over to the shower area outside the restrooms and she was happy as a clam. Oh to be little again!

Coke's biggest fan

They say a picture is worth a thousand words. It's a good thing because I have none! Makes me glad I prefer Pepsi though!

Friday, June 02, 2006

Something to think about.

So I just finished the book, RED by Terry Tempest Williams, which my older sister Kalli bought me for my birthday last year. It was fascinating and I highly recommend it. It is all about the red rock deserts of Utah and how they need to be protected from development and human destruction. The interesting part is that she tells of this need not through lecture or facts, but through stories and poems.
"Story bypasses rhetoric and pierces the heart. Story offers a wash of images and emotion that returns us to our highest and deepest selves, where we remember what it means to be human, living in place with our neighbors." -Terry Tempest Williams
The ranch I am living on for the summer is very reminiscent of the wilderness she seeks to protect. The Nature Conservancy has tried to restore this land, and I think has done an admirable job. Sometimes I ride out to this field. In the foreground are herds of bison, followed by the natural sand dunes, and then the mountains off in the distance with their snow capped peaks. Not a building in sight, no fences, no electric wires, just nature in a patchwork of browns and greens for as far as the eye can see. It is like an amazing time warp. You can almost get a sense of what it must have been like to be among the Ute Indians roaming the land centuries before.
It is also a wake up call that sights like this, untouched land, are becoming far less common...Especially as our current administration seeks oil under every rock, usually in vain. For instance, the author laments that the Bush Administration is currently trying to revoke the National Monument status of the Grand Staircase-Escalante area of Utah, set up by President Clinton in 1996, in order to drill for oil. The answer isn't finding more oil, it is decreasing our reliance on it while increasing our efficiency of use. The following was taken from an OnPoint interview conducted with environmental lawyer Robert F. Kennedy Jr on 2-17-05.

"If we raise fuel economy standards by 1 mile per gallon, we produce double the amount of oil that's in the Arctic National Wildlife Refuge. If we raise fuel efficiency economies by 2.7 miles per gallon, we can eliminate 100 percent of the imports from Iraq and Kuwait combined. If we raise fuel efficiency standards by 7.6 miles per gallon, we would yield more gasoline than we now import from the Persian Gulf. So that's the solution to our energy problems right now. You cannot drill your way out of an energy dependence that's in this country. We have less in our country. We have less than 2 percent of the global reserves of oil. We use 25 percent of the global reserves of oil. So, if we get every ounce of buried oil in this country out of the ground, it will have zero impact on our foreign oil dependence. The way that we need to reduce foreign oil dependence is through conservation efficiency, and by expanding our portfolio beyond fossil fuels." http://www.eande.tv/showAssets/related/021705/021705transcript.html

Something to think about.